What if you could wear a shirt that shows what Social Networks your part of - like the tribes you belong to among all the major tribes out there?

Hmm… looks like someone figured out what a shirt like that would look like - made it and is now selling them - according to a Gizmodo post titled Web 2.0 T-Shirt Tells Us All Whether You Facebook Your Life Away:

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The latest addition to the chic geek's wardrobe has got to be this web 2.0 T-shirt. The classy bit of kit contains a list of 79 social networking sites, all followed by tick boxes. Tick the ones you belong to and wear. By adorning your scrawny chest with this garment outdoors, you are able to reveal to aesthetically pleasing members of the opposite sex, how much of disturbed social recluse you really are.

"…We were surprised to learn that 79 social networking sites even existed…..Prices begin at $16.90, and as my mental arithmetic is so hot, I can tell you that means the shirt costs less than $1/networking site listed. My mental arithmetic is not hot enough to hone that figure to a more accurate number, but I have no time to work on that aspect of my life, I must keep up to date with menial Facebook happenings…ooh look, Bobby's joined fat fighters; he's got a fat fighters album up. Gosh, these pictures are hilarious. [Product Page via Tech Digest]

Now - all we need is some user statistics on each network (like the number of active users in fine print under each social network).

Definitely, I'd wear a shirt like this to LeWeb3 07 in Paris next month - especially at the LeWeb3 07 parties - maybe they'd have someone drag me up on stage… nah… probably just day dreaming.